Shut the Door.

These guys cannot figure out how to horse. And I understand their frustration. When you want to horse and can’t, you just feel so powerless.

Hang in there guys! Just keep trying! You’ll horse eventually!

While listening to You Made It Weird with Pete Holmes, something dawned on me. Why won’t Pete ever make it weird with a financial discussion?

I really hope this doesn’t hurt Pete’s feelings.

Remember in Fallout 3 how there was an underground railroad for androids to save them from the Institute in the Commonwealth?

Me too. That might be the primary focus of Fallout 4.

Listen up everybody! For years, we’ve assumed that Always Sunny’s Charlie is not the sharpest individual. Turns out, he’s a misunderstood genius. Exhibit 1: Birds With Teeth, Bitches!!!

Did you hear? O. J. Simpson (July 9, 1947-January 7, 2013) #RIPossible

The Juice, seen here putting on his gloves while leaving the opera, met his end. The world mourns the former football player and comedic actor. After finishing Naked Gun 33 1/3, he retired into obscurity.

Will the next Skyrim DLC be titled “Redguard”? 

There are some pretty compelling reasons to think so.

Could some crazy please predict a date that the world will end in 2013?

Oh, this one already has… Good. For a moment I thought we’d all have to muddle along with no hope of the planet being destroyed.

As I have long suspected, whatever Paul F. Tompkins says about a person in an impersonation is true.

Sherlock on the Enterprise!

The teaser trailer for Star Trek Into Darkness looks awesome.

Finally, bought Dragonborn from the Xbox Russian marketplace!